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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Birthday Blue

Posted by Peter Harvey on September 16, 2007 10:58 PM

The Binman and RushieEverton celebrate their 1984 FA Cup win


EFCBIT worried about The Gaffer's obsession with Everton's 1984 FA Cup winning team. During a rare moment of quiet, reading the Sunday papers (God, I haven't done that for years), I thought I'd quiz her over some celebrity birthdays.


You see, The Gaffer likes to think she's good at guessing people's ages. It's a woman thing.

Tapas and Torres

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 27, 2007 2:11 PM

THE first big transfer of my childhood was Kevin Keegan to Hamburg SV in 1977 - just weeks after helping the Reds win the European Cup in Rome.


I couldn't understand what was going on. Why would anyone want to leave Liverpool FC? Why would Liverpool want to get rid of Keegan?


Fresh-faced King KennyLFCFernando Torres


Before I'd worked out the answers, Kenny Dalglish was revealed as our new striker. Keegan was history.

Billy The Whizzkid

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 12, 2007 10:08 AM

196.jpgTHE mugshot of Jack in the Touchline Dad heading reminds me of Billy's Boots or Roy of the Rovers. Not that Jack's got a blonde mullet and the cheesiest grin in Melchester.


Every Friday during my final year at primary school the dinner ladies would 'divvy up' their coppers to reward the boys who helped stack tables and chairs.


TigerRoy of the RoversTigerShoot!


We each got about 30 or 40 pence which in 1978 was £2,000 - well worth abandoning the lunchtime kickabout at twenty-five past one and lugging a few tables onto trolleys.


Sometimes we even got an extra cube of pink sponge and custard to woof down before dashing up three floors to Mr Wright's class by the stroke of 1.30, sweating and breathless as we counted our cash.

Kopites are 'Gay'

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 11, 2007 10:30 AM

LFCIT takes a brave man to stand in front of the Kop and call the crowd gay.


In the early 1960s that's just what BBC news reporter Mr Cholmondley-Warner did when despatched to Anfield (isn't that up North?) to do a piece about the Kop's famous singing.


The Kop in around 196021st century Kopites


As the 30,000 swaying fans, many sporting mop tops and pencil thin ties, belted out their versions of the Fab Four's 'She Loves You' and Cilla Black's 'Anyone Who Had a Heart,' Mr C-W waxed lyrical in his clipped Oxbridge tones:

Welcome to Dixieland

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 3, 2007 10:29 PM

EFCYOUTube is fast becoming a compelling TV archive spanning many generations.


It's one of the most watched things in our house - whether it's Emily absorbed by Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' or Paddy throwing his curls around to Wayne's World take on Bohemian Rhapsody.


(Just click on the image above and the video should play without you leaving this page)


Jack is already familiar with YouTube's workings and can track down Premiership or Champions League snippets with a bit of help.


He was well chuffed when we found the goals from his first Premiership match, Liverpool versus Bolton at Anfield on New Year's Day.

World Cup 1974

Posted by Peter Harvey on April 6, 2007 7:33 AM

I WAS trying to work out how interested in football I was at Jack’s age.


He's certainly more 'into' the sport than I was at six. Perhaps it's a reflection of the dawn till dusk TV coverage and its all-round higher profile.


Brian Moore The Original Becks Cruyff and Neeskens World Cup 1974 poster


Memories of 1974 are sketchy and, disappointingly, I cannot remember anything of Liverpool’s 3-0 win over Newcastle in the FA Cup final. Nothing. Perhaps I was shopping for fabric with my mum and sisters at George Henry Lee's or Waldman's that Saturday.


That's not strictly true. The cup final, I mean. I can recall each of the goals in great detail - but only from watching a DVD a few weeks ago.


One TV moment from 1974 I have absolute clarity over, however, is presenter Brian Moore rounding off ITV’s World Cup coverage.

Who Ate All The Pies?

Posted by Peter Harvey on April 5, 2007 10:25 PM

GOALKEEPER William Foulkes would be the first name on the team sheet for an All-Time Fatties XI.


He was nicknamed 'Fatty' with good reason. If we can believe what's written about him, he weighed in at 24 stone towards the end of his playing career which saw him play for Chelsea and Sheffield United more than 100 years ago.


Fatty Foulkes Not-so-Fatty Foulkes in the 1906 Chelsea team


Famously he stormed out of the dressing room naked after the 1902 FA Cup Final and chased the referee in protest over Southampton's equalizer. The ref sought sanctuary in a broom cupboard. Sheffield Utd won the replay 2-1.


From The Mouths of Babes

Posted by Peter Harvey on April 5, 2007 3:55 PM

PLAYERS from Everton's glory days of the mid-1980s teamed up for a night to remember at Goodison Park.


It meant a late night for Jack, but he really enjoyed himself. Eight goals were rattled in with a Barcelona veterans' team winning 5-3 against the Everton old boys.


Peter 'Midfield Terrier' Reid Everton v Barca Graeme Sharp

So, what were Jack's observations?


"They were really good but a bit slow and fat," he revealed the next day.


You think that is slow and fat? Wait till your dad is their age...


The Gaffer has requested a link to Graeme Sharp's goal against Liverpool in 1984 (you know, the one that came off his shin). For no other reason than she frightens me, here it is.....

Jumpers For Goal Posts

Posted by Peter Harvey on February 10, 2007 7:54 PM

THE season is getting off to a sluggish, frustrating start for the lads (Crosby Stuart under-6s) due to the bad weather.


Two out of three matches have been cancelled but the kids' enthusiasm is still sky high and the postponements have given the squad a chance for extra training.


After a mix-up over the collection of the self-assembly mini-goals (specially designed for kids and complete with nets) this morning, the boys improvised and enjoyed a 90-minute workout in the mud.


During my junior football days in the last century I played with nets only a handful of times - and never in training.

Roll over Stan, Here’s Sarah

Posted by Peter Harvey on January 27, 2007 11:13 PM

JUST as I thought. The Gaffer nodded off while watching Poirot. Well, if she must stay up gossiping with the girls until 3am leaving me to do the morning milk run with baby Paddy...


Clambered up to the loft in search of my 1970s football cards.

Dreaming about Stan Bowles

Posted by Peter Harvey on January 27, 2007 8:56 PM

SHARING Jack’s joy at completing his Shootout Premier League cards collection got me reminiscing about my own childhood.


Scurrying up to Norman Hood’s newsagents on the top road on a Sunday afternoon with my pocket money clenched in my right hand.

This page contains an archive of all entries posted to Touchline Dad in the Nostalgia category. They are listed from oldest to newest.

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