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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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VIDEO: Stephen Warnock's 'Chewy' Prank on Riise

Posted by Peter Harvey on June 9, 2008 8:40 PM

LFCSTEPHEN Warnock pulled off one of the oldest playground pranks on John Arne Riise - and thanks to YouTube the Norwegian may struggle to live it down.


VIDEO: Liverpool Top Ten Goals 2007/8

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 15, 2008 8:23 AM

LFCLIVERPOOLFC.TV are generously offering a free link to their 'Top 10 Liverpool goals of 2007/8.' It's had Jack's nose glued to the computer screen.


Without giving too much away, the compilation highlights the pace, control and potency of Senor Torres.


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I remember speculating in the close season about Torres being another Ian Rush. At the time, I thought it may be optimistic, bearing in mind he'd never kicked a ball for Liverpool.


If he retired tomorrow, Fernando Torres would go into the club's history books as one of Liverpool's greatest strikers, although some would say you're only as good as your last trophy.


Take a look at the top ten by clicking here.


Feel free to comment by posting a message below. Anonymous or pseudonyms are fine by me.

VIDEO: Greatest Ever You'll Never Walk Alone?

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 14, 2008 7:40 AM

LFCHOT on the heels of the Fernando Torres song in its full Kop glory, here's some stirring stuff to help Reds block out Chelski's trip to their fatherland with Ronaldo & Co.


I thought Anfield stadium announcer George 'It took the biscuit' Sephton was going to cry at the end...


Kop That! Stevie G Grabs The Headlines

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM

Steven grabs his chance, according to the NOTW

THERE'S a famous anecdote about George Best lying in his hotel bed with Miss World, surrounded by discarded champagne bottles, awash with banknotes from a lucky night at the casino.


The bellboy stands in the doorway and, with a heavy heart, asks: "Where did it all go wrong, George?"


You've heard it before? I know. My point is...if you're going to make the headlines, do it style. So what does Steven Gerrard get caught doing?

Gerrard and Pienaar Top Study of Most Assists

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 11, 2008 10:32 AM

EFCYOU may have expected Mikel Arteta or Tim Cahill to top the table of Everton's goal providers this season based on their creativity over the last few years.


You may also have expected them to chip in with 20 or 25 goals between them. If they had, the Blues could have been been nudging Arsenal for third place, never mind Liverpool for fourth.


However, the stats for all matches reveal, it was Steven Pienaar who is credited with the most assists (14) behind Arteta (10) and Cahill (4).


Here's the full list (up to May 11, 2008):

VIDEO: The Kop Sings Fernando Torres Song

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 9, 2008 7:57 AM

LFCFUNNY how some Kop songs take off. A few seasons ago it was Ring of Fire. Now, its the Fernando Torres song. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-naaaaah!!!


Jack's face lights up with delight when he watches this clip from YouTube.


I just hope Stan Boardman doesn't try to cash in with a Christmas version.


If there's a chant which defines Liverpool's 2007/8 season it's this...


Cyberspace: Where Football Never Sleeps

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 7, 2008 6:32 PM

THE internet is changing the way everyone gets information - especially football fans.


What was once the preserve of a small clique of Fleet Street hacks, is now a global, instant, 24/7 business. Football writers would once huddle after press briefings and agree lines and quotes to satisfy their respective sportsdesks, keeping their own exclusive leads to themselves, of course.


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Soccer writers could even afford to sit on a story for days and decide when it was best to trouble their sports editor and ultimately the public with their knowledge. They were in control, NOT the fans.

Stevie G Takes Out Avram Grant

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 4, 2008 10:29 PM

IT'S always funny seeing people fall over - especially if it's in front of millions of TV viewers.


Steven Gerrard was keen to get on with the throw-in as Avram stooped to pick up the ball in Liverpool's semi-final Champions League clash at Stamford Bridge.


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Mini Mariners Take Centre Stage

Posted by Peter Harvey on April 25, 2008 6:30 PM

Marine FCA GREAT night for the young Mariners as they were invited to be mascots for the Liverpool Senior Cup Final.


Many thanks to Marine boss Alvin McDonald and chairman Paul Leary for making their dreams come true and also to both sets of players.


I took some video footage and someone with far more technical know-how than me put together this short video for the Crosby Herald website.


Anyway, the video tells the story. Here it is:



(Just click on the image above and the video should play without you leaving this page)

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It Ain't Over Till It's Over

Posted by Peter Harvey on April 24, 2008 11:03 AM

How did he score that goal?

LFCJACK was counting down the seconds to the final whistle at the end of Liverpool's Champions League semi-final first leg against Chelsea.


He'd spotted the board go up to announce four minutes of added time, injury time...whatever they call it now.


Dirk Kuyt looked to have given the Reds a deserved 1-0 win. We knelt in front of the TV, Jack in his pajamas and cloaked in his LFC fleecy blanket, as the game drifted towards full-time.


His eyes were on the clock, not the action, as it ticked to 93:59.

Champions League draw fixed?

Posted by Peter Harvey on March 14, 2008 1:14 PM

Liverpool Echo forum


AMAZING thread on the go at the Liverpool Echo's LFC forum.

Of course, it could be coincidence? When the Russians are involved and there's money to be made, nothing is a surprise.

Take a look by clicking here

This sort of thing is often claimed on football forums, but at least this guy has got it spot on against all odds.

UEFA will dismiss it as nonsense, but the story will run...

P'raps they've already boxed off Liverpool to beat Man Utd in the final. 5-0? Or will it be six?

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Did We Beat West Ham, Dad?

Posted by Peter Harvey on January 30, 2008 9:55 PM

LFCTOMORROW morning, before his eyes are fully open, Jack will ask how the Reds got on against the Hammers tonight.


I'll stand on the botton rung of his bunk bed ladder and explain to him that despite the euphoric victory over mighty Havant and Waterlooville at the weekend, Liverpool couldn't continue their winning form.

Liverpool FC: Excuses Wearing Thin

Posted by Peter Harvey on January 22, 2008 8:02 AM

Ryan Babel had an instant impact against Aston Villa when Rafa finally decided to cart off Kewell


LFCRAFA feels he's a victim of unfriendly fire from the Yanks. The Yanks clearly don't rate Rafa. Not surprising, the way he's behaved. Now, the players are blaming off-the-pitch distractions for poor performances and poor results.


Of course, there's elements of truth concealed within all this insecurity. But, they all need to get on with the job and stop blaming each other. Fans are getting fed up with it.


The 2-2 result against Asto