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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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It's Showtime! Harlem Globetrotters Hit the Target

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 17, 2008 8:35 AM

It's Showtime!THE Harlem Globetrotters are surely the greatest entertainers in world sport - alongside snooker trickshot king John Virgo and that table tennis guy with mirrors and combs concealed in his bat.


I'm being ironic about the last two.


This Saturday morning is all about slam dunks, flip shots and dribbling in our house after Jack's visit with his cousins Alice and Michael to the Globetrotters at the Manchester Evening News Arena last night.


I've not even had my breakfast (c'mon Gaffer) but already I'm familiar with names like Showtime, Sweet Pea, Buckets, Handles and Slick. Oh, and Moo Moo...he's cool.

'Mary Mary' Turns Jack into a Model Evertonian

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 16, 2008 6:02 PM

JACK is following in the footsteps of David Beckham and David James by doing a spot of modelling.


Unlike Becks he's not dressing in a skirt (sorry sarong) or, like Jamo, featuring in a grandstand-sized Armani poster on the wall of a building in Milan.


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Instead, he's posed in his Everton kit for children's illustrator Mary Yoxall-Hannigan who is branching out into the lucrative children's football market.

May 18, 1968: Astle Fires Brom to FA Cup Glory

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 12, 2008 6:29 AM

West Brom win the FA Cup, May 18, 1968

IT was 40 years ago that Jeff Astle went down in Everton club history - as the man who stole the FA Cup.


Just three minutes after the 1968 FA Cup Final had staggered into extra time at 0-0, up popped centre forward Astle to bag the winner and break Evertonian's hearts.


He didn't know it, as he gnarled his Farley's rusk, but 13-month-old Adrian Chiles was enjoying one of the best days of his life. The day belonged to Baggies. Young and old.

Gerrard and Pienaar Top Study of Most Assists

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 11, 2008 10:32 AM

EFCYOU may have expected Mikel Arteta or Tim Cahill to top the table of Everton's goal providers this season based on their creativity over the last few years.


You may also have expected them to chip in with 20 or 25 goals between them. If they had, the Blues could have been been nudging Arsenal for third place, never mind Liverpool for fourth.


However, the stats for all matches reveal, it was Steven Pienaar who is credited with the most assists (14) behind Arteta (10) and Cahill (4).


Here's the full list (up to May 11, 2008):

Whoops, there goes another prediction!

Posted by Peter Harvey on January 8, 2008 10:28 AM

Despair for AJ as Oldham dump the Blues out of the FA Cup


I SENSED a season of cup thunder at Goodison Park when I made my season's predictions for Everton back in August.


I even dared to suggest that David Moyes could recapture the spirit of 1995 and steer the Blues to FA Cup success in 2008.

Everton: Magnificent Seven

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 24, 2007 5:23 PM

EFCFOR those Everton fans who enjoy omens, here's a statistic to warm their hearts.


The media love trivial stats. Of course they mean absolutely nothing but they are a bit of fun.


The 7-1 thumping of Sunderland had me scurrying for the record books out of curiosity.


A bit of internet research revealed that the Blues have won 7-1 in the league on nine occasions (the last time being on November 16, 1996 against Southampton), including no less than three times against Sunderland.

Classic Kits Make Top 50

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 17, 2007 12:39 PM

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EVERTON and Liverpool's classic round-necked kits from the 1960s and 1970s both make it into The Times Top 50 kits.


It's not a scientific survey. Far from it. But few would disagree that they deserve their place.


Just thinking of the kits conjures up memories of Alan Ball, Howard Kendall, Chris Lawler and Peter Thompson.

Everton: 1966 FA Cup Final

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 14, 2007 7:35 AM

Goal scorers Mike Trebilcock and Derek Temple sip bubbly from the FA Cup


EFCEVERTON'S never-say-die team spirit (Chelsea got a dose of their own medicine on Sunday courtesy of Tim Cahill's last-gasp scissors kick) will have some Blues dreaming of a cup run.


Forty years ago, Everton were the original comeback kings when they overturned a 2-0 deficit against Sheffield Wednesday in the FA Cup final to win 3-2.

Victor Anichebe versus Yakubu

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 9, 2007 12:06 AM

EFCVICTOR Anichebe transformed Everton's UEFA clash against Nuremberg - terrorising the German defence with a combination of pace and power.


Within minutes of replacing Yakubu (who showed a bit more effort but little end product), Anichebe ripped through the defence to win a penalty before battling like Alan Shearer to swat a defender and score from a tight angle.

Everton To Stage World Cup?

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 1, 2007 1:49 PM

THE FA's confirmation that England will bid for the 2018 World Cup is good news for Liverpool AND Everton.


If both clubs have finally built their new stadiums they could both stage games.


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Everton: UEFA Cup Draw

Posted by Peter Harvey on October 9, 2007 10:55 AM

EFCSOME tricky teams worth avoiding in this morning's UEFA Cup draw for Everton. Notably Bayern Munich, Villareal or the Moscow teams, especially after the performance in Ukraine.


Mind you, some relatively unheard clubs like Aalborg (Denmark), Brann (Norway) and Mlada Boleslav (Czechoslovakia) would do nicely. So, what teams will be entertaining our Jack on a Thursday night this winter? We'll find out in the next few minutes....

Birthday Blue

Posted by Peter Harvey on September 16, 2007 10:58 PM

The Binman and RushieEverton celebrate their 1984 FA Cup win


EFCBIT worried about The Gaffer's obsession with Everton's 1984 FA Cup winning team. During a rare moment of quiet, reading the Sunday papers (God, I haven't done that for years), I thought I'd quiz her over some celebrity birthdays.


You see, The Gaffer likes to think she's good at guessing people's ages. It's a woman thing.

Yak Attack Stats

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 30, 2007 7:16 PM

EFCA LOOK at the official Opta stats may worry Blues celebrating the arrival of Yakubu for a club record £11.25m.


His shooting accuracy for 2006/7 was just 40% compared to Andy Johnson (58%), James McFadden (54%), Victor Anichebe (43%) and James Vaughan (41%).


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On The Chopping Block

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 29, 2007 11:01 PM

Champions elect?


2007/08 SEASON PREVIEW:

LFCBEFORE you wonder. No, there's no money riding on this. And yes, I'll welcome any abusive comments next May when I'm looking like a silly ninny.


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