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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 40, was a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and has been editor of Trinity Mirror titles the Crosby Herald, Bootle Times and the Advertiser Series, West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s. He's played in the Bootle and Netherton league and Hightown league in north Merseyside. Jack has also played for Crosby Stuart. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. She's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for one at the new Liverpool One shopping complex. She still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from dressing up, make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Likes ballet, swimming and shopping. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, Shrek and Wall-e. He's got the second worst temper I know...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Entries from Touchline Dad tagged with 'Champions League'

VIDEO: Greatest Ever You'll Never Walk Alone?

HOT on the heels of the Fernando Torres song in its full Kop glory, here's some stirring stuff to help Reds block out Chelski's trip to their fatherland with Ronaldo & Co. I thought Anfield stadium announcer George 'It took...

by Peter Harvey on May 14, 2008 7:40 AM

Stevie G Takes Out Avram Grant

IT'S always funny seeing people fall over - especially if it's in front of millions of TV viewers. Steven Gerrard was keen to get on with the throw-in as Avram stooped to pick up the ball in Liverpool's semi-final Champions...

by Peter Harvey on May 4, 2008 10:29 PM

Champions League draw fixed?

AMAZING thread on the go at the Liverpool Echo's LFC forum. Of course, it could be coincidence? When the Russians are involved and there's money to be made, nothing is a surprise. Take a look by clicking here This...

by Peter Harvey on March 14, 2008 1:14 PM

European Cup: Famous Five Scousers?

Q. Name FIVE scousers to have scored in European Cup or Champions League finals? I'm sure some smart Alec will get this right and post the answer, but if not I'll reveal all in the next day or so....

by Peter Harvey on November 13, 2007 10:39 PM

Lucky, Lucky Liverpool

EVEN the most bitter rival fans will struggle to pick holes in Liverpool's 8-0 thrashing of Besiktas in the Champions League at Anfield tonight. It was a breathtaking display featuring no less than 20 shots on target. The scoreline...

by Peter Harvey on November 6, 2007 10:32 PM

Big Bad Dad...Again!!!

YOU may remember I badly let down Jack on that not-so-glorious night in May when he was keen to watch the Champions League final with me. A dad and lad night. His horrible dad was keen to get boozed up...

by Peter Harvey on October 8, 2007 2:01 PM

Athens 2007...Final Word

A BLUE nose sneaked into a Liverpool bus depot to get a glimpse of Liverpool's 2007 Champions League victory bus. That's right...the 2007 Champions League victory bus. The open top bus was beautifully spray painted in anticipation of a victory...

by Peter Harvey on May 31, 2007 6:21 PM

Pippo's 'Nipple Flick' Trick

AC MILAN striker Pippo Inzaghi's decisive first goal in the Champions League final was described by the BBC as a 'freak.' The player himself, perhaps predictably, had a different take on it. If you remember, Pirlo's free kick was heading...

by Peter Harvey on May 24, 2007 10:21 AM

Tears at Bedtime

AC Milan 2, Liverpool 1 Champions League Final, Athens I SCURRIED back from the pub on the stroke of full time to see Jack. He had been crying. Mostly, I think, because he wanted Liverpool to win for his...

by Peter Harvey on May 23, 2007 9:58 PM

Big Bad Dad?

BIG night for Liverpool. Big night for Jack. He just about remembers the Reds last Champions League final in 2005 (in particular me blasting champagne into his face, soaking his Shrek dressing gown and triggering hysteria). Ah...slightly misjudged that one....

by Peter Harvey on May 23, 2007 2:39 PM

Athens Awaits

THANKS to Virgin Media and a faulty set top box, me and Jack huddled round a portable TV in the back room for tonight's Liverpool-Chelsea Champions League semi-final. He wore a Liverpool scarf even though he's still undecided between...

by Peter Harvey on May 1, 2007 11:09 PM

Why Did We Buy Bunk Beds?

FABIO Aurelio's freak injury in the 75th minute was the last action for Jack as well. He nodded off with his head on my thigh as Liverpool's left back was being stretchered off. Ninety minutes is an eternity when you're...

by Peter Harvey on April 3, 2007 9:22 PM

Sleepy Performance

MY little armchair pundit seems happy with the first half display in Holland. He thinks Liverpool will go on to win 2-1 with goals from Crouchy and Cocu. I detected some heavy eyelids and I predict he may not make...

by Peter Harvey on April 3, 2007 8:31 PM

Live and Free on ITV

JACK groans when he hears words such as 'Sky' and 'Setanta' in relation to TV football. He's heard his dad brand them money grabbers too many times and he now knows that football matches screened on those taboo channels mean...

by Peter Harvey on April 3, 2007 11:23 AM

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