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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 40, was a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and has been editor of Trinity Mirror titles the Crosby Herald, Bootle Times and the Advertiser Series, West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s. He's played in the Bootle and Netherton league and Hightown league in north Merseyside. Jack has also played for Crosby Stuart. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. She's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for one at the new Liverpool One shopping complex. She still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from dressing up, make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Likes ballet, swimming and shopping. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, Shrek and Wall-e. He's got the second worst temper I know...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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VIDEO: Stephen Warnock's 'Chewy' Prank on Riise

Posted by Peter Harvey on June 9, 2008 8:40 PM | 

LFCSTEPHEN Warnock pulled off one of the oldest playground pranks on John Arne Riise - and thanks to YouTube the Norwegian may struggle to live it down.


Comments (8)

Beccy Woods wrote...

Thanks for being so accurate with my age Pete! Think you may need to change yours on the home page now though!

Posted by: Beccy Woods  | July 5, 2008 8:51 PM

Byasen wrote...

Mr H, for God's sake, blog man, blog. All the things you could talk about...the Everton tournament, Wirral Tournament, Blackpool Tournament, Getting a round in on Presentation Day (ok, maybe not that), Your wife... You have a responsibility to your 'fans'.

Posted by: Byasen  | July 15, 2008 11:02 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Yes, I'd love to post something Byasen but someone lurking somewhere within the empire has locked me out of my own blog.

I'm standing on the doorstep but no-one will let me in! I can post comments but nothing else.

Do they know something I don't?

Hello? Helllllloooo? HELLO!!!!!!!!!

I was going to let you all know where the Harvey millions have been invested during this week's Open Golf.

I'll just give you my top six in no particular order. If it's as successful as my previous Touchline Dad tips, we could be in serious bother.

1, Stewart Cink - Mr Consistent and in the form of his life. He won me a few quid at the US Masters in April. Experienced, good putter, capable of boring the opposition into submission by Sunday.

2, Sizzling Sergio - most consistent Open contender in the field. He did OK here as am amateur in 1998. I followed him round one day. So there. Blossoming into a world class player. Plus the Spanish have won everything else this summer.

3, Robert Allenby - who? Aussie, likes Birkdale (top 20 in 1998) who will play the best golf from tee to green. Will his putting be good enough?

4, Justin Rose - best of the Brits, good on links courses and Birkdale will bring back fond memories of when he was an amateur in 1998, like Senor Garcia.

5, Jim Furyk - consistent Yank. Course will suit him. Experienced and not flashy which is key to winning at Birkdale. Plus I bumped into him on Sunday, so it's a lucky omen. Don't think he recognised me though.

6, Mike Weir - good in blustery conditions and a wizard around the greens. Steadily creeping into form on the US Tour this season and a big tournament player. One of my favourite golfers. Who was the last lefty to win The Open?

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | July 16, 2008 8:08 PM

csb wrote...

have you tried going in the back door TD!

Posted by: csb  | July 17, 2008 12:40 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Firmly locked.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | July 17, 2008 11:18 PM

Byasen wrote...

Tried asking nicely?

Posted by: Byasen  | July 28, 2008 12:06 AM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Would you ask for me?

Oh hang on...what's this? I'm in! Yes my access to Touchline Dad has been restored!!!

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | July 28, 2008 12:45 PM

Byasen wrote...

Er, yes...that's what I was talking about as well. (Embarrassed cough, looking sheepish).

Posted by: Byasen  | July 29, 2008 2:04 PM

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