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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Rafa: Dead Man Walking?

Posted by Peter Harvey on January 14, 2008 12:12 PM | 

Hicks and GillettIs time up for Rafa?


THERE was a time when Liverpool FC washed its laundry in private. Now, the club's bosses do it in the most public way imaginable.


It's difficult to choose the worst culprit out of Hicks, Gillett and Benitez. The Yanks probably edge it.


Revelations that Hicks tapped up Jurgen Klinsmann as a possible replacement for Rafa in November will further distance him and co-owner Gillett from the fans who generally still have faith in the tempermental, stubborn Spaniard.


Insurance policy? Just in case Rafa leaves. Don't treat us like fools.


Gillett, the arguably less volatile half of the Waldorf and Stadler routine (or perhaps I should compare them to those two boyish buffoons from Trading Places), is equally culpable for going along with the scam.


Perhaps that's how they do business in America. The problem is, it's not the Liverpool FC way to show the world you've got dirty underwear, lads.


The decision by Hicks to go public about the Klinsmann plan can only have been designed to further unsettle Benitez in the hope that he quits or does something (more likely says something) so it is easier to sack him. A dirty trick which piles the pressure on the Liverpool manager.


How the players feel as they watch this playground shoving we may never know. Some will be angry, some may be starting to doubt their manager's abilities, others will be merely distracted and perplexed.


Rafa's reputation is also badly self-tarnished. He let himself, the club and the fans down with his remarkable, petulant outburst during the infamous November press conference in which he effectively sacked himself.


Can you blame the owners for being angry? Rafa's a great manager, but at times a stupid, proud man. Any fan would have advised him to shut up and get on with the football, ironically pretty much what his bosses told him to do.


Since then his mind has clearly been elsewhere (probably Madrid but not St James Park) and the team is drifting into the also-rans league.


Of course, most fans are generally forgiving of Benitez because of Istanbul 2005. He could sleep with our wives and we'd forgive him, as long as he signed the DVD on the way out.


When David Moores & Co were in charge, a few quiet words in the corridor would have kept the lid on things. But, Rafa is now on the verge on being regarded as a commercial liability, regardless of his football expertise, and he must know that the owners will always hold the stronger hand.


Benitez can embarrass Hicks and Gillett, but he can never beat them.


Fans are beginning to feel weary of these three key players. The fans who pour millions into the club through tickets sales and merchandise deserve better. The promise of spring may lead to a yearning for a fresh start all round.


Just months after looking within a whisker of being able to compete for the Premier League crown, Liverpool is now facing a troubled few weeks on and off the pitch.


Benitez has been described as a 'dead man walking.' That's true. Even another Champions League trophy probably cannot save him. The arrival of the Premier League trophy to Anfield in May is his only hope. The bookies will tell you what a long shot that is, unless the team can string together up to ten back-to-back wins.


Will he fall on his sword? Unlikely. Will he hang on to be sacked as his team's trophy options are finally extinguished? Probably. That's certainly Hicks and Gillett's strategy for now.


In the long-term, meanwhile, the distant owners will enjoy his discomfort and be frantic in their negotiations to sell on the club to the highest bidder - with or without a new stadium. Take the cash and dash, boys.


The latest chapter in the club's history could be written sooner than we all thought. Not as many pages. Oh, and no happy ending...

Comments (5)

ARLFC74 wrote...

Somethigs got to change. We re going nioweher fast. League gone. CL?? Oh no Inter. I really like Benitez but he's not taking us forward. He wouldn't even play Torres which cost us dear. Put us out of the league.

Posted by: ARLFC74  | January 14, 2008 3:08 PM

Byasen wrote...

HE COULD SLEEP WITH OUR WIVES? Maybe yours matey, but mine's got taste! (I am living proof of that)

Posted by: Byasen  | January 15, 2008 12:06 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

I thought Monica liked intense, brooding, sensitive, mysterious and tempestuous types...?

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | January 15, 2008 12:11 PM

csb wrote...

Have I stumbled upon another swingers site by mistake!

Posted by: csb  | January 15, 2008 12:54 PM

Byasen wrote...

Touchline Dad,you are wrong. Monica is similar to Margaret Thatcher or Fanny Craddock in her taste in men. She likes baldy, subservient 'yes' men. Dunno why she chose me though, I'm not baldy

Posted by: Byasen  | January 16, 2008 3:12 PM

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