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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Newcastle: Keegan's BIG Mistake

Posted by Peter Harvey on January 16, 2008 10:24 PM | 

Kevin Keegan will always be highly regarded by Liverpool fans


I LIKE Kevin Keegan. He formed a big part of my childhood and brought Liverpool fans a lot of happiness in the mid-1970s. He seems a really decent bloke.


But, what on earth is he doing going back to St James Park? It's surely got failure written all over it.


A decade ago Keegan's appointment as Newcastle boss brought entertainment but not a single trophy, unless I missed something.


Why will it change ten years on? The task is even harder now with a wider gulf between Newcastle and the Big Four. I can't imagine Kev's a better manager now than then. Especially since he's been playing golf for the last two years.


Keegan has developed a reputation for walking out on jobs when things get sticky or at least when the reality of not succeeding becomes clear. Manchester City. England. Oh, and Newcastle United.


Of course, that's no bad thing. Some money-grabbing managers hang on till they're sacked.


(Watch this and weep - great video of Keegan's final game for Newcastle. Look out for Lawro's leg-breaker. Oh, and the cheesiest farewell ever.)


Already, Keegan will be wondering if he's made the right move. His appearance in the stand at tonight's FA Cup clash with Stoke alongside owner Mr Ashley (I can't remember the bloke's first name) exuded uncertainty.


His body language was awkward as he turned away from his new boss. Perhaps he was hoping he was not asked questions for which he did not have the right answers.


I can see why Ashley's made the appointment. It's a winner with the Toon Army. I can also see why he may approach Alan Shearer to team up with Keegan.


I just can't see why Keegan has accepted the job - especially after his TV vow last year to Gaby Logan (she'll alway be Yorath to me) not to return to management. Oh Gaby, was he just telling you what you wanted to hear?


It won't be long before the bookies open a market on how long Keegan lasts this time. I'll go for next Wednesday. About tea-time.

Comments (7)

Wor Breuer wrote...

As a Newcastle fan, post-Keegan we have had to endure the dire and trophy-less football of Dalglish (who made signings that really do not bear any sort of scrutiny), Souness (ditto signings and football) and Allardyce (again look at Barton, Cacapa and his hoofing tactics). Under Robson we at least attempted to play football, but with wayward, ill-disciplined players it was always going to be too much to ask for a trophy. Gullit's reign was undermined by Shearer and Roeder was well intentioned but not up to a premier league job. So if the alternative is another trophy-less but at least enjoyable journey with Keegan then I'm all for it. Plus, funny how the mere presence of Keegan suddenly galvanised the self-obsessed and self-serving Owen in to his best performance for months. I think your cod-pyschological analysis of Keegan's posture from what, a montage of clips that would last what 20, 30 seconds? is a bit much! Touchline Freud.

Posted by: Wor Breuer  | January 17, 2008 9:21 AM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Wor Breuer. Surely the fans want more than a dose of Asprilla flair, Ginola tricks or a Phillipe Albert thunderbolt?

Entertainment is fine. But without trophies? Keegan will lift the club's spirits short-term, but I suspect it won't be long before the fans yearn for the warm satisfaction of success ahead of the adrenaline rush of thrills and spills.

Yes, my interpretation of Keegan's body language was based on a few seconds of TV. A bit much to read anything untoward into it, I admit.

He didn't look like a man who'd just landed a dream job though.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | January 17, 2008 1:18 PM

DamionKutaeff wrote...

Hello everybody, my name is Damion, and I'm glad to join your conmunity,
and wish to assit as far as possible.

Posted by: DamionKutaeff  | March 24, 2008 2:27 AM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Nice to have you with us Damion. I'm looking forward to your comments.

King Kev's finally got a win under his belt...at the 12th time of asking!

Throw in the towel, Kevin. It just ain't worth the heartache...

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | March 24, 2008 5:23 PM

Dan(lazy)Honnet wrote...

Hello everybody, my name is Daniel, and I'm glad to join your conmunity,
Wish to assist as far as possible.

Posted by: Dan(lazy)Honnet  | March 25, 2008 2:22 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Dan. Haven't we met somewhere before? Glad for you to join our conmunity. Wish you well.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | March 25, 2008 7:11 PM

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