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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Lucky, Lucky Liverpool

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 6, 2007 10:32 PM | 

How the Liverpool ECHO reported the 8-0 winCrouch started the rout......and Crouch ended it


LFCEVEN the most bitter rival fans will struggle to pick holes in Liverpool's 8-0 thrashing of Besiktas in the Champions League at Anfield tonight.


It was a breathtaking display featuring no less than 20 shots on target. The scoreline beats the competition's previous best, Arsenal's 7-0 win over Slavia Prague a few weeks ago and, of course, Man United's 7-1 win over Roma last season.

OK, so Stevie G's strike got a deflection and Babel's second goal (Liverpool's 7th) was a tad fortunate to ricochet off his back.


Record breakers


Yeah, I know, the first goal followed a lucky break and four of the goals were tucked away after the goalie parried the ball straight to a Liverpool player.


Yeah, yeah, Besiktas are hardly AC Milan or Barcelona. I know. If only they could do that in the league, eh? They only whacked six past Derby and they're really rubbish.


It was a great night in front of the TV for armchair Liverpool fans like me, even with The Gaffer wittering to her mate about diets, coffee machines and tops in the background. Grrrr...


Pity I banished Jack to bed at half-time with the words: "That's it son. 2-0. There'll be no more goals. Liverpool will sit back in the second half and defend."


How do I explain the final scoreline when he asks me over his Sugar Puffs in the morning? I might just tell him it stayed at 2-0.

Comments (2)

Sporticus wrote...

Well it wouldn't be the 1st time you've lied to your son.

Posted by: Sporticus  | November 7, 2007 9:22 AM

Cookie wrote...

Women seem to think it's ok to talk through midweek matches a sif they don't really coiunt.

Posted by: Cookie  | November 8, 2007 12:09 AM

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