REMEMBER Roberto Carlos's wonder strike against France some years ago when the ball curled about ten feet around the defensive wall and into the net?
It was a cracking goal. Unfortunately he's tried to repeat it in every match ever since with zero success.
Any goal from outside the penalty box is a spanker, according to our Jack. He picked it up from that Tim Lovejoy bloke from Sky Sports' Soccer AM.
The Gaffer used to froth and start pursing her lips like Les Dawson when Timmy did his 'Mr Bus Stop' dance routine on the catwalk. Isn't he doing Songs of Praise now or Weekend Watchdog??
A powerful curveball (as our Yankee pals may say) from outside the penalty area is therefore a 'bendy spanker.'
Here's a 60-second round-up of some of the best 'bendy spankers' ever, including the one by Brazilian master blaster Bobby Carlos...
(Just click on the image above and the video should play without you leaving this page)
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They had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."






Former players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'






