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TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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100 Famous Football Jacks

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 14, 2007 3:39 PM | 

Jack CharltonJack MilburnJack AshurstJackie Blanchflower

UPDATE: 'We've done it!!'

TO mark the 100th post on Touchline Dad, here's a challenge to readers.


A few weeks ago Jack was feeling a bit sorry for himself as we drove home following a rare defeat for his team, Marine FC under-7s. He sometimes takes setbacks badly and beats himself up (no, not literally).


In particular he felt he had been too slow to hook away a goalbound effort which turned out to be the winner. In reality, he would've needed legs like Peter Crouch to have got a toe within a mile of it.


"I'll never be any good. Who's ever heard of a footballer called Jack?" he whimpered from beneath a muddy frown.


It was a very good point. I could only think of Jack Charlton and the young Liverpool defender Jack Hobbs. Jack couldn't think of any.


So, any suggestions? Admittedly, it could take a while to clock up a century. I'll update the list as we go and bounce it up the pecking order. Not-so-famous football Jacks will also be accepted. Email your suggestions by filling in the box below - no need to leave an email address but a name or pseudonym would be appreciated.


100 Famous Football Jacks...

1, Jack Charlton (Leeds, 1952-1973, and England)
2, Jack Hobbs (Liverpool, 2005- )
3, Jack Ashurst (Sunderland, Blackpool, Carlisle, Leeds, Doncaster, Rochdale, 1971-1992)
4, Jack Milburn (Leeds, Norwich, Bradford, 1929-1946)
5, Jackie Blanchflower (Man Utd, 1951-1958)
6, Jack Harvey (Marine u7s, 2007- )
7, Jack Scully (Barnsford FC, 2002-5) in TV's Neighbours
8, Rodney Jack (Torquay, Crewe, Rushden & Diamonds,Oldham, 1995-2007)
9, Jack Warner, FIFA vice-president
10, Jack Crilley (Marine AFC, circa 1932)
11, Jack Bentley (Everton 1980-1961, Stockport, Telford, Wellington 1963-1977)
12, Jack Sharp (Everton 1900-1911)
13, Jack Kirwan (Southport Central, Everton, Spurs, Chelsea 1898-1910)
14, Jack Cock, no seriously (Huddersfield Chelsea, Everton, Plymouth, Millwall, 1914-1930)
15, Jack Lester (Grimsby, Notts Forest, Chesterfield, Sheffield Utd, 1994-2007)
16, Jack Rose (QPR 1946-1948)
17, Jack Hewitt (Norwich, Northampton, Peterborough, 1938- )
18, Jack Burkett (Nottingham Forest, circa 1959)
19, Jock Stein (Celtic and Scotland manager, 1965-1985)
20, Father Jack (Craggy Island v Rugged Island, Over-75s Priests, circa 1996)
21, Jack Morgan (Marine, circa 1945)
23, Jack Ross (Everton, Norwich, 1979-1983)
24, Jack Ross (Clyde, Hartlepool, Falkirk, 2002- )
25, Jack Young (Southend, West Ham, QPR circa 1920s)
26, John or Jack Tresadern (West Ham, Burnley, Northampton, circa 1920s)
27, David Bone Nightingale Jack (Plymouth, Bolton, Arsenal 1919-1934) scored opening goal in the 1923 White Horse FA Cup final
28, Bob Jack, father of aforementioned David Bone Nightingale Jack
29, Jack Smith (Bolton) scorer of the second goal in the 1923 White Horse FA Cup final
30, Jacques Santini (Spurs manager, 2004)
31, Jock Wallace senior (Blackpool 1934-1948) father of Jock Wallace junior
32, Jock Wallace junior (Rangers manager 1972-1978 & 1983-1986) son of Jock Wallace senior
33, Jacques Cousteau (France, bit of a diver)
34, Jackie McNamara (Celtic)
35, Jack Allen (Newcastle)
36, Jack Fairbrother (Newcastle)
37, Jackie Honour (Hartlepool)
38, Jack Rea (Wales U-16)
39, Jack Jones (Brazil, seriously)
40, Kelvin Jack (various)
41, Jack Bradshaw (Stevenage)
42, Jack Bowers (Sheffield Wednesday?)
43, Jack Burkett (West Ham)
44, Jack Cork (Chelsea)
45, Jackie Dziekanowski (Celtic)
46, Jack Pelter (Sunderland)
47, Jack Therlad (various)
48, Jack Jull (Spurs)
49, Jack Elkes (Spurs)
50, Jack Acquroff (Spurs)
51, Jacques (Penafiel, Portugal)
52, Rafael Jacques (Brazil)
53, Dwayne Jack (Tobago United)
54, Martin Jack (Elgin City)
55, Michael Jack (Carlisle United)
56, Jack Barker (Derby 1930s)
57, Jackie Bestall (Grimsby 1926-38)
58, Jackie Bray (Man City 1930s)
59, Jack Bruton (Blackburn 1930s)
60, Jack Carr (Newcastle 1900s)
61, Jack Carr (Middlesborough 1910s)
62, Jack Cox (Liverpool 1900s)
63, Jack Crawford (Hull, Chelsea 1920s)
64, Jack Crayston (Arsenal 1930s)
65, Jack Harrow (Chelsea 1920s)
66, Jack Howe (Derby 1930s & 40s)
67, Jack Mew (Man U 1920s)
68, Jackie Morton (West Ham 1930s)
69, Jack Parkinson (Liverpool 1900s)
70, Jack Pickering (Sheffield Utd 1920s - 1940s)
71, Jack Robinson (Derby, Southampton 1900s)
72, Jackie Robinson (Sheffield Wed 1930s & 40s)
73, Jack Rowley (Man U 1940s)
74, Jack Rutherford (Newcastle 1900s)
75, Jackie Sewell (Notts County, Aston Villa 1950s)
76, Jack Silcock (Man U 1920s)
77, Jack Southworth (Blackburn 1890s)
78, Jack Kelsey (Arsenal 1950s)
79, Jack Connor (Huddersfield)
80, Jack Jones (Birmingham 1920s)
81, Jack Shaw (Rotherham 1950s)
82, Jack Holmes (Wimbledon)
83, Jack Collison (West Ham)
84, Jack Alderson (C Palace 1920s)
85, Jock Aird (Burnley 1940s)
86, Jack Bell (Dumbarton 1890s)
87, Jock Drummond (Rangers 1890s)
88, Jack Harkness (Hearts 1920s)
89, Jackie Henderson (Portsmouth 1950s)
90, Jackie Husband (1960s)
91, Jackie Mudie (Blackpool 1940s & 50s)
92, Jock Patterson (1920s)
93, Jackie Plederlieth (1960s)
94, Jackie Sinclair (1960s)
95, Jocky Scott (Dundee 1960s & 70s)
96, Jock Shaw (Rangers 1940s)
97, Jock Thomson (1930s)
98, Jack Hallam (Swindon 1890s)
99, Jackie Brown (Ipswich 1940s)
100, Jackie Vernon (WBA 1940s)

Comments (20)

Rot Weiss wrote...

There was a Jack Ashurst who played for Leeds in the late 1980's. I used to work with his son who, incidentally, is a Liverpool fan.

Posted by: Rot Weiss  | November 8, 2007 4:04 PM

SingaporeJoe wrote...

I can think of a couple of Jackies. There was Jackie Blanchflower, brother of the =e more famous danny. How's about Jack or Jackie Milburn??.

Posted by: SingaporeJoe  | November 8, 2007 4:45 PM

csb wrote...

Jack Harvey - Marine 2007
Solid and dependable and gives 100% every match!

Posted by: csb  | November 9, 2007 7:59 AM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Thanks csb, I couldn't nominate our Jack myself but naturally I'm happy to include him. Surely someone of your football knowledge must have some other nominations...?

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | November 9, 2007 4:18 PM

Rot Weiss wrote...

I'm sure there was a Jack Scully who played professional football as a character in Neighbours. Not sure if that counts.

Rodney Jack, I think, played for Crewe while Jack Warner is surprisingly Vice-President of FIFA (despite his shady ticket dealings.

Posted by: Rot Weiss  | November 10, 2007 1:18 AM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Herr Weiss, some very good calls. I especially like Jack Scully. Rodney Jack also had a run out for Southport in a pre-season friendly against Tranmere but went AWOL afterwards.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | November 10, 2007 8:31 PM

csb wrote...

Dont know about footballing knowledge TD, but I'm sure someone called Jack Daniels has played a big part in footballing history.
I certainly remember having fond memories and some not so fond!!

Posted by: csb  | November 12, 2007 10:14 AM

cablestiger wrote...

Jackie McNamara, played for Celtic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_McNamara

Posted by: cablestiger  | November 13, 2007 10:05 AM

Martin_FIFA wrote...

I'd like to offer Jackie McNamara (ex-Celtic), Jack Allen and Jack Fairbrother (ex-Newcastle United), Jackie Honour (ex-Hartlepool), Jack Rea (Wales U-16), Jack Jones (Brazil, seriously), Kelvin Jack (various), Jack Bradshaw (Stevenage), Jack Bowers (Sheffield Wednesday?), Jack Burkett (ex-West Ham), Jack Cork (Chelsea), Jackie Dziekanowski (ex-Celtic)...

Hope this helps.

Posted by: Martin_FIFA  | November 13, 2007 5:48 PM

Martin_FIFA wrote...

and another one - Jack Pelter (Sunderland and New Zealand)...

Posted by: Martin_FIFA  | November 13, 2007 5:51 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Crikey Martin. Where on earth did you dig up those from? Hope the FIFA computer didn't blow a gasket. I can honestly say I'd not heard of any of them.

Glad to see Touchline Dad is being read at FIFA HQ. Give our regards to Sepp.

I guess we need to give FIFA a link? Thanks again Martin.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | November 13, 2007 10:23 PM

csb wrote...

Jack Kelsey (Arsenal 1950s), Jack Connor (Huddersfield), Jack Jones (Birmingham 1920s), Jack Shaw (Rotherham 1950s), Jack Holmes (Wimbledon), Jack Collison (West Ham), Jack Alderson C.Palace 1920s).
I have more but will post later. I've worn Google out!

Posted by: csb  | November 14, 2007 9:44 AM

Martin_FIFA wrote...

Five more Peter, which pushes us over the 50 mark...

Jacques (Penafiel, Portugal)
Rafael Jacques (Brazil)
Dwayne Jack (Tobago United)
Martin Jack (Elgin City)
Michael Jack (Carlisle United)

By the way, drop me an email if you get the chance. Would be good to hear from you.

And yes, any FIFA link would be very much appreciated!

Cheers,

Martin

Posted by: Martin_FIFA  | November 14, 2007 10:10 AM

csb wrote...

Believe it or not, the following are all English Internationals.
Jack Barker (Derby 1930s), Jackie Bestall (Grimsby 1926-38), Jackie Bray (Man City 1930s), Jack Bruton (Blackburn 1930s), Jack Carr, (Newcastle 1900s), Jack Carr (Middlesborough 1910s), Jack Cox (Liverpool 1900s), Jack Crawford (Hull, Chelsea 1920s), Jack Crayston (Arsenal 1930s), Jack Harrow (Chelsea 1920s), Jack Howe (Derby 1930s & 40s), Jack Mew (Man U 1920s), Jackie Morton (West Ham 1930s), Jack Parkinson (Liverpool 1900s), Jack Pickering (Sheffield Utd 1920s - 1940s), Jack Robinson (Derby, Southampton 1900s), Jackie Robinson (Sheffield Wed 1930s & 40s), Jack Rowley (Man U 1940s), Jack Rutherford (Newcastle 1900s), Jackie Sewell (Notts County, Aston Villa 1950s), Jack Sharp (Everton 1900s), Jack Silcock (Man U 1920s), Jack Southworth (Blackburn 1890s).
Apologies if I have repeated any.

Posted by: csb  | November 14, 2007 12:24 PM

Free betting wrote...

RE: "I guess we need to give FIFA a link?"

If you are in the mood to give out commercial links. How about one for my site? Fifa is a private company just like my own:)

btw I think it was Ross Jack who played for Everton/Norwich not Jack Ross.

Posted by: Free betting  | November 15, 2007 6:10 PM

csb wrote...

TD, I think you may have forgot to add the seven from my previous post.
I may even have more for you today.
Wikipedia is a wonderful place!

Posted by: csb  | November 16, 2007 8:06 AM

Touchline Dad wrote...

CSB, you're right. How rude of me. That's a nice bonus for the tally - a bit like finding a few chocolate gold coins at the bottom of your Christmas stocking.

Just 16 to go then...

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | November 16, 2007 10:16 AM

csb wrote...

We've only gone and done it!
The following are Scottish and Welsh Internationalists:
Jock Aird (Burnley 1940s), Jack Bell (Dumbarton 1890s), Jock Drummond (Rangers 1890s), Jack Harkness (Hearts 1920s), Jackie Henderson (Portsmouth 1950s), Jackie Husband (1960s), Jackie Mudie (Blackpool 1940s & 50s), Jock Patterson (1920s), Jackie Plederlieth (1960s), Jackie Sinclair (1960s), Jocky Scott (Dundee 1960s & 70s), Jock Shaw (Rangers 1940s), Jock Thomson (1930s), Jack Hallam (Swindon 1890s), Jackie Brown (Ipswich 1940s), Jackie Vernon (WBA 1940s)
and let that be an end of it!

Posted by: csb  | November 16, 2007 2:05 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Superb effort CSB and everyone who joined in the fun.

I can finally go to bed without dreaming of scantily clad, sweaty men called Jack.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | November 16, 2007 4:04 PM

jonathan wrote...

Too late!

My Son was complaining that he was called Jack. All he could think of was Jack Duckworth. So I googled and found "touchline dad". Obviously, Jack Sussams should be on the list:check the Kingston Village FC website.

Regards,

Touchline Dad Too.

Posted by: jonathan  | March 25, 2008 9:15 PM

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