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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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November 2007 Archives

Marine 0, Indanet Youth 3

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 27, 2007 8:25 AM

Marine FCJACK put in one of his best performances during a muddy top-of-the-table clash.


Against arguably the best side in their league, the young Mariners expected a tough match.


Yet another sluggish start saw them go a goal behind when a shot deflected off our Jack's leg as he lunged.

Everton: Magnificent Seven

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 24, 2007 5:23 PM

EFCFOR those Everton fans who enjoy omens, here's a statistic to warm their hearts.


The media love trivial stats. Of course they mean absolutely nothing but they are a bit of fun.


The 7-1 thumping of Sunderland had me scurrying for the record books out of curiosity.


A bit of internet research revealed that the Blues have won 7-1 in the league on nine occasions (the last time being on November 16, 1996 against Southampton), including no less than three times against Sunderland.

Fantasy Rafa: Newcastle

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 22, 2007 2:41 PM

FORGET England, let's get on with the Premier League. Who's Rafa going to pick this weekend against Newcastle?


Well, after a relatively poor 7 out of 11 against Fulham the other week, I'm feeling more confident with my predicted line-up against Newcastle.

Steve McClaren: Wally With A Brolly

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 22, 2007 10:50 AM

Pssst! Jose. You wanna job??Steve McClaren struggled from the start


'OH hi! Is that Jose? It's Brian Barwick from the FA. No. Bri-an Bar-wick. I need someone to win us the World Cup. Fancy it? Fixed contract. Loadsamoney. Two years. Win or bust. Yep or no?'


That's how you fix a problem like the England team.


But, of course, the bunglers will cosy up to an uninspiring, possibly relatively unheard of, 'safe pair of hands.'

Classic Kits Make Top 50

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 17, 2007 12:39 PM

Liverpool home 1970sLiverpool away 1979Liverpool 1991 awayLiverpool 1993 third kitLiverpool 1996 awayLiverpool 2002 away


EVERTON and Liverpool's classic round-necked kits from the 1960s and 1970s both make it into The Times Top 50 kits.


It's not a scientific survey. Far from it. But few would disagree that they deserve their place.


Just thinking of the kits conjures up memories of Alan Ball, Howard Kendall, Chris Lawler and Peter Thompson.

100 Famous Football Jacks

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 14, 2007 3:39 PM

Jack CharltonJack MilburnJack AshurstJackie Blanchflower

UPDATE: 'We've done it!!'

TO mark the 100th post on Touchline Dad, here's a challenge to readers.


A few weeks ago Jack was feeling a bit sorry for himself as we drove home following a rare defeat for his team, Marine FC under-7s. He sometimes takes setbacks badly and beats himself up (no, not literally).

Everton: 1966 FA Cup Final

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 14, 2007 7:35 AM

Goal scorers Mike Trebilcock and Derek Temple sip bubbly from the FA Cup


EFCEVERTON'S never-say-die team spirit (Chelsea got a dose of their own medicine on Sunday courtesy of Tim Cahill's last-gasp scissors kick) will have some Blues dreaming of a cup run.


Forty years ago, Everton were the original comeback kings when they overturned a 2-0 deficit against Sheffield Wednesday in the FA Cup final to win 3-2.

European Cup: Famous Five Scousers?

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 13, 2007 10:39 PM

Who Am I?Who Am I?Who Am I?Who Am I?Who Am I?

Q. Name FIVE scousers to have scored in European Cup or Champions League finals?


I'm sure some smart Alec will get this right and post the answer, but if not I'll reveal all in the next day or so. Three are easy. Two are a bit tricky.

Wind Powers Marine To Victory

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 12, 2007 9:14 AM

Marine FCEINSTEIN might argue that the wind blows twice as hard when you're only seven. It's all a question of relativity.


When the wind blows from end to end, you can expect a game of two halves... Even the biggest clearances seem to hang in the air before boomeranging back.

Fantasy Rafa: Can You Work Him Out?

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 11, 2007 5:34 PM

LFCCan you outfox the fox?


RAFA Benitez is about as predictable as Sven Goran Eriksson's next celebrity conquest.


I logged on to fantasyrafa.com to see if I could outfox the Spanish enigma and correctly predict his team for the Fulham match at Anfield.

Dad!! You're So Embarrassing!!

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 10, 2007 10:26 AM

The Brotherhood of ManSugababesDad dancing


KIDS change from cherubs into surly brats quicker than a light bulb blowing, said Radio Merseyside's resident dad Tony Snell the other morning.


"You cynical sod, Snelly," I muttered as I drove to work, thinking of my three lovely children who still mob me when I leave the house and who are still there in the hallway when I return.

Victor Anichebe versus Yakubu

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 9, 2007 12:06 AM

EFCVICTOR Anichebe transformed Everton's UEFA clash against Nuremberg - terrorising the German defence with a combination of pace and power.


Within minutes of replacing Yakubu (who showed a bit more effort but little end product), Anichebe ripped through the defence to win a penalty before battling like Alan Shearer to swat a defender and score from a tight angle.

Football's Biggest Benders

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 7, 2007 11:21 PM

REMEMBER Roberto Carlos's wonder strike against France some years ago when the ball curled about ten feet around the defensive wall and into the net?


It was a cracking goal. Unfortunately he's tried to repeat it in every match ever since with zero success.

Lucky, Lucky Liverpool

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 6, 2007 10:32 PM

How the Liverpool ECHO reported the 8-0 winCrouch started the rout......and Crouch ended it


LFCEVEN the most bitter rival fans will struggle to pick holes in Liverpool's 8-0 thrashing of Besiktas in the Champions League at Anfield tonight.


It was a breathtaking display featuring no less than 20 shots on target. The scoreline beats the competition's previous best, Arsenal's 7-0 win over Slavia Prague a few weeks ago and, of course, Man United's 7-1 win over Roma last season.

Season Predictions: November Update

Posted by Peter Harvey on November 5, 2007 9:46 AM

Can Moyes fire his players to cup glory?Hey Touchy Dad! You calling me stubborn?


TOUCHLINE Dad turned pundit at the start of the season with previews for both Liverpool and Everton.


Of course, making predictions is a surefire way of making a fool of yourself. So, how are the predictions doing? Alternatively, how big a fool am I?