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Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 40, was a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and has been editor of Trinity Mirror titles the Crosby Herald, Bootle Times and the Advertiser Series, West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s. He's played in the Bootle and Netherton league and Hightown league in north Merseyside. Jack has also played for Crosby Stuart. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. She's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for one at the new Liverpool One shopping complex. She still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from dressing up, make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Likes ballet, swimming and shopping. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, Shrek and Wall-e. He's got the second worst temper I know...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Do You Know The Way, Jose?

Posted by Peter Harvey on September 20, 2007 7:07 AM | 

Chelsea FCJose and Rafa


JACK was watching Breakfast News and asked me why Mourinho had quit.


"Well, sometimes if a team's not playing well, people blame the manager and say horrible things about him.


"I think he's decided he doesn't want people being nasty to him anymore so he's letting someone else be manager," I said, trying to be diplomatic.


Jack paused. Being a sensitive boy I thought he was going to jump to Jose's defence.


"But dad, Mourinho's always being horrible so what does he expect?"


Despite his 'horrible' side, at least the Special One left us with one of the greatest press conference moments ever - his perplexing eggs analogy (September 19, 2007), so reminiscent of Cantona and his pilchards (or was it sardines?).


Here it is courtesy of Sky Sports News...


(Just click on the image, you should see the footage without leaving this page)

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Comments (2)

csb wrote...

I am not Jose's or Chelski's biggest fan by any means, but whether you dislike him or not you cannot deny that the 'Special One' is a character and will be missed in the premiership. The game needs people like him. This wonderful game is all about opinions and I will certainly miss his totally irrational and very often irritable rants.
I just hope for Chelsea fans sake that they are not about to go through what Heart of Midlothian fans are going through with their wonderfully eccentric Latvian owner.......not!

Posted by: csb  | September 21, 2007 11:43 AM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Jose is a character without doubt. I would probably have disliked whoever Abramovich drafted in with his copious copecks (are they still a currency?) because I dislike the man from what I know of him, which admittedly is only what I learn through the media.

Chelsea fans have come across as cocky without reason during the Russian era - Loadsamoney!!! - which has done little to widen the club's appeal among English or European football fans.

Mourinho is a wind-up merchant and I don't think he believes most of what he says.

I would like to see him manage an unfashionable club like Stoke City or Tranmere Rovers. He DOES have likeable traits, he's a tremendous motivator, but a poor tactician whose teams (Porto and Chelsea) consistently failed to entertain.

Wouldn't he be great on the sofa next to Lawro and Hansen on MOTD? Or perhaps captaining a team on A Question of Sport? Celebrity Big Brother? Hell's Kitchen?

I think The Gaffer could also think of a role or two for him - she always puts down her knitting when the Special One's on TV.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | September 21, 2007 6:40 PM

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