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TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

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Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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On The Chopping Block

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 29, 2007 11:01 PM | 

Champions elect?


2007/08 SEASON PREVIEW:

LFCBEFORE you wonder. No, there's no money riding on this. And yes, I'll welcome any abusive comments next May when I'm looking like a silly ninny.


Send them now if you like. There's always an outside chance I won't be left with Premiership egg on my face.


Making predictions in sport is as frustrating as it is compulsive. At this time of year, everyone has a view on their team's fortunes for the season ahead, some blinded by wishful thinking, others chilled into retreat by the ghosts of seasons past.


Up front. Balls out. Here it goes. Liverpool will win the Premiership.


Fellow blogger Tony Barrett has another theory, but before you read his pessimistic tosh, hear me out.


Firepower has been a problem for a few seasons for the Reds. I don't have statistics to hand but I reckon Liverpool have created more chances over the last two seasons than Man Utd and Chelsea.


What the team has lacked is a finisher, a poacher, a tap-in wizard. Right place, right time. Someone to rag a goal off all four defenders' shins or glance one in off his boot laces. Doesn't have to be pretty. Every goal looks the same on the scoreboard, as the cliche goes.


When Liverpool had Fowler and Owen in their prime, we didn't have the midfield providers. Now, there's creativity oozing from every direction.


Will Dirk be jumping for joy?Bob Paisley with the old league trophy


Kuyt in his second season (and his first was excellent) will bag more goals and in Fernando Torres, the Reds have a classic pacy poacher. If they can rack up 35 league goals between them, Liverpool will almost certainly be champions. Don't forget, Liverpool were only two wins away from the title just over 12 months ago with the modest talents of Morientes, Cisse, Pongolle & Co.


Of course, the home form will need to stay rock solid, the defence (Carragher, Agger and Finnan) will need to keep free of serious injury and the away form will have to improve, although last year Rafa gave the impression he wasn't taking some games seriously towards the end.


Over the last two seasons, Liverpool have lost an amazing 20 away games, including 11 in 2004/5, the same number as relegated Crystal Palace. Perhaps it should be pointed out that Liverpool did win the Champions League that year though. Palace didn't.


A more modest three or four away defeats will be required - and definitely not at Old Trafford or Stamford Bridge.


One big factor in Liverpool's favour is the generosity shown by the fixtures computer which has not been kind to the Reds in recent seasons - but there's no excuse this time round. Last year, Liverpool played Chelsea, Man Utd and Arsenal away from home early doors and didn't get the breaks. It effectively kiboshed the season almost before it had begun. This year each of those teams come to Anfield first where Liverpool will be favourites.


A strong start is crucial. If so, by Christmas the title rivals could be playing catch-up?


Don't get me wrong. It will be close. A mighty three-way tussle involving the Reds, Chelski and Man U. Arsenal, Tottenham, Everton or even Man City may threaten to cause an upset at some time during the season, but the trio will pull away to set up a thrilling finale.


I reckon Chelsea could crack first, especially given their injuries already to key players John Terry and Claude Makelele who have carried the team for several seasons along with Petr Cech and Frank Lampard prior to last season when Drogba was the crutch.


The Premiership will be given clear priority by Benitez this season, possibly at the expense of Europe if injuries shrink the squad, but the likely distraction of the Champions League for Manchester United could play into Liverpool's hands domestically. Rooney and Ronaldo will be desperate for success in Europe after their whimpering exit last season, as will Fergie. He will have hated Istanbul in 2005.


Cool heads and buckets of Kevin Keegan's famous 'bottle' will be needed in the run-in. But, after almost two decades, the Holy Grail could be heading home to Anfield.


Plenty of 'ifs' and 'buts,' I know. A fair whack of bias. But, as Captain Sensible said...you've got to have a dream.


Here's my lukewarm predictions for 2007/8 - let me know yours by filling in the comment box below (it's OK, you don't have to leave an email address and a pseudonym is fine by me).


Premier League:

1st: LIVERPOOL,
2nd: Man Utd,
3rd: Chelsea,
4th: Arsenal,
5th: Spurs,
6th: Manchester City,
7th: Everton,
8th: Sunderland,
9th: Aston Villa,
10th: Newcastle
Relegation: Fulham, Wigan and Derby

FA Cup:

Everton to rekindle the fighting spirit of '95?

League Cup:

Who cares?

Champions League:

Real Madrid or Liverpool

Originally posted by Touchline Dad on August 8, 2007

Comments (16)

The Scarey One wrote...

Not a cat in hells chance. If true I will run round the village naked.

Posted by: The Scarey One  | August 7, 2007 11:40 PM

Dave wrote...

Really admire your confidence and I think you are right. Not sure about Man City doing that well though - last season they did not score a home goal after Christmas and I have long held the belief that Sven is a bit of a fraud and actually knows very little about football.

Posted by: Dave  | August 8, 2007 10:15 AM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Dave - I agree that Sven could be a fraud, but with so much cash at his disposal, surely he must push them towards the top ten? If not, he could be out on his ear by January with only his £10m compensation package to keep him warm. The battle for 'mid-table supremacy' could be feisty this season with Sunderland my idea of a gritty, no nonsense team to displace Bolton and Portsmouth.

What's your take on Everton's prospects?

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | August 8, 2007 10:58 AM

Dave wrote...

Due to their lack of money, I think a third or fourth place finish is the best the Blues can hope for.

Although it is not fashionable to say that I want them to do well, I really do hope they have a good season.

Posted by: Dave  | August 8, 2007 12:50 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Oh Scarey One - poor, poor village. I'll be keeping my fingers crossed it doesn't come true.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | August 9, 2007 8:42 PM

blueamsterdam wrote...

I'll eat my hat!

Posted by: blueamsterdam  | August 9, 2007 10:21 PM

I AM JESUS AND I AM LOOKING TO SELL KAKA wrote...

ill chew off my own foot

Posted by: I AM JESUS AND I AM LOOKING TO SELL KAKA  | August 9, 2007 10:22 PM

Anonymous wrote...

we can. but we need a good start. the first two fixtures are easy to win and yet must wins (JK chelsea fans, im sure itll be close) and prepare fora suprise from villa-our defence looked slightly shaky last seasons start.

Posted by: Anonymous  | August 9, 2007 10:23 PM

JC1200 wrote...

I am a Red but to say liverpool have created more chances than man united and chelsea are you for real?

Not sure 100% on Chelski but certain united would of created far more!

My worry is the opposite to your optimism. With CL qualifies it is feasible we would only of played 2 games whilst others 4 games. If we only picked up 1 point in first 2 games we could be looking at 11 point gap, although games in hand the mental side would be very tough.

Has happened like that over past 2 seasons.

Posted by: JC1200  | August 9, 2007 10:24 PM

azuretash wrote...

brilliant optimism-we need loads more of it

Posted by: azuretash  | August 9, 2007 10:28 PM

Kensback wrote...

dream on losers not with your dumnp squad and crap defensive tactics... you dippers do make me laugh!

Posted by: Kensback  | August 10, 2007 9:55 AM

Ron Silcock wrote...

I don't think that Liverpool will win the Premiership this year. I would be happy in us closing the points gap to something appropriate for a massive club like ours, and MAYBE pinch second place off either Man U or Chelsea. Man U have bought well this year with Hargreaves, Nani, Anderson and Tevez, and I think they will win the League.

But I would LOVE you to be right and me to be wrong.

Hope you enjoyed Ireland

Posted by: Ron Silcock  | August 11, 2007 10:14 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

GOALFLASH: Ryan Babel scores his first goal for the Reds as the half-time whistle blows in Liverpool's match against Derby at Anfield (September 1, 2007). The Reds are winning 2-0. As things stand, they are top of the Premier League for the first time since December 19, 1947. OK, it's only four games into the season and it's only on goal difference. Will they still be there in May??? Will they still be there at full-time?

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | September 1, 2007 4:02 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

FULL TIME: Sizzling second half (including two goals from Torres) gives Reds a 6-0 win...and yes, they're top of the league.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | September 1, 2007 5:19 PM

Biscuitbum wrote...

I hate to intrude on private grief, but here goes, HA HA HA!

Posted by: Biscuitbum  | January 4, 2008 12:00 AM

csb wrote...

and your FA cup prediction down already. HA, HA, HA!

Posted by: csb  | January 7, 2008 1:56 PM

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