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Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Cheats DO Prosper

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 19, 2007 10:03 PM | 

Flashpoint as Styles awards a penalty


WE tell our children that cheats do not prosper. Sadly, in football, they sometimes do.


Acts of cheating are arguably as old as the game itself. But as the stakes and the prizes have grown so has the temptation to hoodwink a referee.

Now, an act of illegitimate trickery can influence if not decide the outcome of a multi-million pound game of football.


Some cases are clear cut. In other cases, only the player himself can ever help establish the truth with an admission of guilt.


Jamie Carragher made his view of Chelsea's penalty in the 1-1 at Anfield clear to the referee (and millions of TV viewers) and got a yellow card for his trouble.


It is wrong to state that Chelsea's Malouda was looking to hoodwink referee Rob Styles and that he is therefore, by definition, a cheat. It is for Malouda to tell us if he cheated or not when he hurled himself into the penalty area with no obvious intention of playing the ball. Was it a dummy?


Most fans are focusing on the poor decision by Styles, but if Malouda had not clattered into Steve Finnan in such a way, the ref would not have had the opportunity to make such a high profile, costly cock up.


With so much riding on the outcome of a Premier League match between two likely title contenders, it is right for fans and officials to question whether the game has allowed a player to deliberately and wrongly gain a crucial advantage.


Meanwhile, the argument for video clarification of penalty decisions in top level football grows stronger.


Would it slow down the game? Possibly. Would it add to the drama? Certainly. Would it virtually guarantee fairness? Yes.


The real and indisputable cheating by Chelsea, however, remains the relentless intimidation by players of referees who cannot help but feel pressured over marginal decisions. Mourinho denies this, saying his players are naive. He is wrong.

Comments (7)

i_amLFC4eva wrote...

agree with most of what you say although IMO malouda wernt looking for a pen, it was a terrible decision by styles, who was very card happy, he should be made to com out and apologise or explain his reasons etc

Posted by: i_amLFC4eva  | August 19, 2007 10:54 PM

01LiverpoolFC4liFe wrote...

why don't they have it like in tennis and have a couple of chances for a team per half to go upto the video room to contest unfair decisions? its really only one or two bad decisions by referee's that make or break a game, its human nature to make mistakes, and the fact is as long as football decides that it wants to walk instead of using the wheel, it won't get to where it possible could be. It'll still get somewhere but rejecting technology is a disgrace and allows cheats to prosper in the beautiful game

Posted by: 01LiverpoolFC4liFe  | August 19, 2007 10:59 PM

red_4_life_andy wrote...

i_amLFC4eva, gotta agree with you, i dont think malouda was looking for a pen. There was just a clash of bodies a styles made a huge, costly, mistake.

Posted by: red_4_life_andy  | August 19, 2007 11:04 PM

matt wrote...

typical pool fan...if it happens to your squad it's nearly world ending...just evidence of a more grave conspiracy. same ref called a cheap penalty for gerrard last year...so...yea.

Posted by: matt  | August 20, 2007 12:18 AM

Wes wrote...

I also don't think the Malouda was looking for a penalty. But once the referee gives it, naturally noone can deny it.

Posted by: Wes  | August 20, 2007 5:03 AM

Rob Styles wrote...

All referees enter into matches hoping not to make any mistakes but understanding that they may happen, what none of us want is for any mistake to potentially affect the result of the match. In mistakenly awarding a penalty, I accept that I may have affected the result of the match and for that I apologise.

Posted by: Rob Styles  | August 28, 2007 3:30 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

OK Rob. Thanks for that. There. There. Let's wipe those tears away, eh? It takes some bottle to admit you got it wrong.

But a better way to get cockney gimps off your case when they're bleating cos they're losing would be just to tell them all to naff orrrfff rather than hand them a penalty for nowt.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | August 28, 2007 3:39 PM

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