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Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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August 2007 Archives

Yak Attack Stats

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 30, 2007 7:16 PM

EFCA LOOK at the official Opta stats may worry Blues celebrating the arrival of Yakubu for a club record £11.25m.


His shooting accuracy for 2006/7 was just 40% compared to Andy Johnson (58%), James McFadden (54%), Victor Anichebe (43%) and James Vaughan (41%).


Do the stats add up for the Yak?Rising star James VaughanVictor AnichebeAJ

On The Chopping Block

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 29, 2007 11:01 PM

Champions elect?


2007/08 SEASON PREVIEW:

LFCBEFORE you wonder. No, there's no money riding on this. And yes, I'll welcome any abusive comments next May when I'm looking like a silly ninny.


Send them now if you like. There's always an outside chance I won't be left with Premiership egg on my face.


Making predictions in sport is as frustrating as it is compulsive. At this time of year, everyone has a view on their team's fortunes for the season ahead, some blinded by wishful thinking, others chilled into retreat by the ghosts of seasons past.


Up front. Balls out. Here it goes. Liverpool will win the Premiership.


Spirit of the Blues

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 29, 2007 11:00 PM

2007/08 SEASON PREVIEW:

EFCIT'S been a long time since Everton enjoyed a cup run to make the floorboards of Goodison Park thunder. But 2008 could change all that.


In fact, it could be the year the spirit of 1995 is rekindled much to the fans' delight...


Waggie Watson waves the FA Cup in '95Blue nose Duncan Ferguson

United in Grief

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 28, 2007 6:01 PM

rhysjones1b.jpgIT'S a bold and sensitive move by Anfield bosses to play Everton's famous Z-Cars theme at tonight's Champions League match in memory of murdered Rhys Jones, a keen Evertonian.


Football fans with any degree of solidarity will hope it is observed in the right spirit - as an act of sympathy with the Jones family.


Meanwhile, the coward who pulled the trigger continues to hide in the gutter as his parents and friends stay silent.

Spurs: Who Do You Believe?

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 22, 2007 11:58 AM

IT'S difficult to know what or who to believe at Spurs.


Martin Jol seems a decent, straight guy - but there's clearly a lot of discontent behind the scenes at White Hart Lane.


After Jol seemingly gets a vote of confidence (or was it a stay of execution?) from the club, Juande Ramos reveals he was offered the job as Jol's replacement, but he decided to snub the club's 'dizzying' offer in favour of sticking with Sevilla.


Oue politicians are slaughtered for being less than straightforward with the public; in football 'double talk' is accepted as part of the game.


Cheats DO Prosper

Posted by Peter Harvey on August 19, 2007 10:03 PM

Flashpoint as Styles awards a penalty


WE tell our children that cheats do not prosper. Sadly, in football, they sometimes do.


Acts of cheating are arguably as old as the game itself. But as the stakes and the prizes have grown so has the temptation to hoodwink a referee.

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