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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Tapas and Torres

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 27, 2007 2:11 PM | 

THE first big transfer of my childhood was Kevin Keegan to Hamburg SV in 1977 - just weeks after helping the Reds win the European Cup in Rome.


I couldn't understand what was going on. Why would anyone want to leave Liverpool FC? Why would Liverpool want to get rid of Keegan?


Fresh-faced King KennyLFCFernando Torres


Before I'd worked out the answers, Kenny Dalglish was revealed as our new striker. Keegan was history.


The other Saturday I had a 'dad and lad' day with Jack. We had been heading to the Lake District to climb Cat Bells, munch Yorkie bars (chocolate for blokes) and eat chipolatas wrapped in bacon for our lunch while gazing down on Derwentwater before spending the night in a tent - just me and my boy.


The weather forecast of blustery heavy showers put paid to that. Instead, Jack asked if we could go to Liverpool city centre shopping. Just us. He loves sports shops. The Liverpool FC shop in Williamson Square had lots of tops with number 9 and Torres printed on them.


After a wander round Mathew Street, JJB Sports and a quick 'up and down' of Church Street we treated ourselves to lunch at La Tasca near Queen Square, sitting outside in the sunshine which the BBC had assured me would not stretch to Keswick.


I could feel a happy attack coming on as I stroked the chilled condensation from the neck of my Estrella Damm beer, safely distanced from pumped-up shoppers.


The smell of warm garlic wafted across our table and slowly I could feel my shoulders de-Botoxing. Moments like these need savouring.


As he chomped away on his patatas bravas ('They're just roast potatoes, Dad') he revealed that he knew nothing about the arrival of the new boy Fernando for a club record fee of £20m.


Jack seemed unimpressed with the fuss surrounding Torres as I explained how much he had cost and how important he could be. It hit home how it's only us grown-ups who get excited or even worked up about things that haven't as yet happened.


Kids live in the real world. In their world it's only delivery that counts, not promises. Until he starts banging in goals, Torres is just a name on a shirt.


'So he cost more than all the other players? More than Kenny Dalglish?' Jack asked between slurps of Diet Coke. 'So, is he better than Kenny Dalglish?'


How very dare you! Doubt it, son. But I guess we'll soon find out.


Meanwhile, here's a YouTube taster of what we can expect. I think comparisons with Ian Rush are inevitable. Sometimes he lacks elegance but Torres is a quick, bustling, clinical poacher.


(Just click on the image above and the video should play without you leaving this page)


Comments (3)

Jack wrote...

Dad. Amazing goals on the video. I think he's going to do excellent for Liverpool. Hope he has a nice time in Liverpool.

Posted by: Jack  | July 14, 2007 3:56 PM

csb wrote...

As a young lad growing up in Scotland and being an avid Celtic fan I was absolutely distraught when King Kenny signed for Liverpool and that's the day I started to support Liverpool. An absolute legend and the best player ever to wear a red strip. Jack, If Torres is half as good as Kenny, then the money will be well spent. I hope he has the same effect on you as King Kenny had on me!

Posted by: csb  | July 16, 2007 12:46 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

CSB - Jack's already started dropping Fernando's name into our footy chats. He's just watched FT's goals compilation again and I can see he's really taking to him. I remember Dalglish was an instant hit with the Anfield crowd and his contagious grin when he scored told the fans that he simply loved playing for the Reds. Wonder if Torres has been working on a celebration to endear himself to the Kop - or will he simply let his goal scoring do the talking?

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | July 17, 2007 8:59 AM

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