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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Kopites are 'Gay'

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 11, 2007 10:30 AM | 

LFCIT takes a brave man to stand in front of the Kop and call the crowd gay.


In the early 1960s that's just what BBC news reporter Mr Cholmondley-Warner did when despatched to Anfield (isn't that up North?) to do a piece about the Kop's famous singing.


The Kop in around 196021st century Kopites


As the 30,000 swaying fans, many sporting mop tops and pencil thin ties, belted out their versions of the Fab Four's 'She Loves You' and Cilla Black's 'Anyone Who Had a Heart,' Mr C-W waxed lyrical in his clipped Oxbridge tones:


"It's usually thought that Welsh international rugby crowds are the most muscial and passionate in the world but I've never seen anything like this Liverpool crowd.

"On the field here the gay and inventive ferocity they show is quite stunning. The Duke of Wellington before the Battle of Waterloo said of his own troops 'I don't know what they do to the the enemy but, by God, they frighten me.'
"I'm sure that some of the players here this afternoon must be feeling the same way."

You can almost hear the wags saying "Come 'ere and say that." Don't think he would have shown his face in the Arkles or the Abbey afterwards.


Anyway, look and listen for yourself...


(Just click on the image above and the video should play without you leaving this page)

Comments (6)

RON SILCOCK wrote...

I'm sure that some of our line are 'gay' too. One of the dads told me recently that he likes nothing better than going 'camping' at the weekend, and of a night he curls up with his favourite book 'Scouting for Boys'. Ring any bells sweetpea?

Posted by: RON SILCOCK  | July 9, 2007 10:42 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Me and Jack didn't go camping on Saturday because of the weather...that North Westerly wind would have ruined my hair. We went shopping at the Albert Dock instead. Anyway, when were you last up Ben Nevis??

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | July 9, 2007 11:48 PM

Anonymous wrote...

Come on Ron! Such innuendo is very unbecoming.
Besides, you told me that you have tried to mount the 'Old Man of Coniston' using the more treacherous southern face on several occasions.

Posted by: Anonymous  | July 10, 2007 9:57 AM

Big Barry wrote...

Oh God...- I've walked into a online screening of Carry On Camping. Are you sure you "guys" are touchlien dads? Watch those stilletos in the mud duckies.

Posted by: Big Barry  | July 10, 2007 10:22 AM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Oi! Big Bazzza. I'll scratch your eyes out.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | July 10, 2007 10:24 AM

csb wrote...

Don't know about stillettos Big Barry, but there may well be some handbags next week!! By the way, I forgot to put my name to my last post - it's not because I wanted to remain in the closet.

Posted by: csb  | July 10, 2007 10:57 AM

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