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Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 40, was a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and has been editor of Trinity Mirror titles the Crosby Herald, Bootle Times and the Advertiser Series, West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s. He's played in the Bootle and Netherton league and Hightown league in north Merseyside. Jack has also played for Crosby Stuart. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. She's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for one at the new Liverpool One shopping complex. She still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from dressing up, make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Likes ballet, swimming and shopping. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, Shrek and Wall-e. He's got the second worst temper I know...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Blues Left Red-faced

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 2, 2007 6:26 PM | 

HOT on the heels of Liverpool's embarrassing gaffe over their 2007 Champions League victory bus - their rivals Everton have struck back in style.


The Everton FC official website today announced the signing of the Argentine superstar Juan Roman Riquelme on a three-year deal, only for it to be quickly withdrawn.


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If true, the story - under the headline 'AJ is Ready' and a photo of Andy Johnson - would have swiped Liverpool's signing of Fernando Torres off the back pages.

Here's the Everton FC statement explaining the 'hoax.'

"During the process of uploading the new home page designs for the website some test data was displayed for a very short period of time and was immediately removed after it had been identified.

"Example data had been used during the testing process and this was unfortunately missed by our appointed web development company during the final upload.
"We have since spoken to our suppliers to convey our complete dissatisfaction at the way in which this mis-information appeared and they have apologized to the Club and any Everton supporters who may have may have read the test article."


Riquleme was part of the Villareal team which denied Everton entry into the Champions League in 2005/6 after beating them in the qualifying round.

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Comments (5)

RON SILCOCK wrote...

IS THIS FROM THE SAME CLUB THAT HAS TO ADVERTISE THAT THEY HAVE TICKETS LEFT FOR THEIR HOME GAMES? DEAR ME.

Posted by: RON SILCOCK  | July 3, 2007 10:09 PM

csb wrote...

Is this the same club who have just spent £4 million on a player they released as a youngster?

Posted by: csb  | July 5, 2007 1:28 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

I presume it's Jagielka (if that's how it's spelt) who slipped the net at Goodison Park? Liverpool have let a few good 'uns go over the years - including at least two I can think of who came back to haunt them...Kevin Sheedy and Dave Watson. On the flip side, Carragher, Fowler and Owen(?) were all boyhood Blues although I don't think they were ever on Everton's books. Makes you wonder who the best player to slip the net at Liverpool or Everton has been? Wasn't Cantona desperate to play for the Reds when Souness was at the helm, some time before he signed for Man U?

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | July 5, 2007 9:38 PM

RON SILCOCK wrote...

Samuel Eto'o when he was playing for Real Mallorca, when Houllier was manager at Liverpool said it would be 'an honour' to play upfront with Owen. I am just as bad at recognising 'come on's' from girls as Houllier is from players!

Posted by: RON SILCOCK  | July 6, 2007 12:09 AM

Sporticus wrote...

RE: Cantona - Souness was quoted as saying he was offered Cantona in early 1992 aged 25 from Marseille before the Frenchman joined Leeds. By then Cantiona was trouble after being banned for a walkout and also hurlign the ball at a ref. Hr also called each of the disciplinary commitee 'idiots.' Gerard Houllier, technical director of the French FA, advised Cantona to go to England and reportedly spoek to Souness about it. Souness recalled: "At that time we didn't really need any more problems, so that was one that got away." Cantona went on to win four leafue titles in five seasopns for Man U including the league and cup double twice. Remember the FA Cup final in 1996?? Spice Boys abnd all that...

Posted by: Sporticus  | July 6, 2007 9:25 AM

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