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Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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July 2007 Archives

Tapas and Torres

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 27, 2007 2:11 PM

THE first big transfer of my childhood was Kevin Keegan to Hamburg SV in 1977 - just weeks after helping the Reds win the European Cup in Rome.


I couldn't understand what was going on. Why would anyone want to leave Liverpool FC? Why would Liverpool want to get rid of Keegan?


Fresh-faced King KennyLFCFernando Torres


Before I'd worked out the answers, Kenny Dalglish was revealed as our new striker. Keegan was history.

New Anfield

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 26, 2007 11:15 AM

A futuristic lookLooking towards the New Kop


LFCTHE new £300m Anfield looks impressive. Striking. Bold. Unique. Far better than the plans revealed last year before Messrs Hicks and Gillett rode into town with their satchels of dollars.


All this just days after Everton revealed their blueprint for the future. But what names will the new Merseyside stadiums be given? New Anfield? Stanley Park? Liverpool Red Sox Stadium? Chang Stadium? New Goodison?


What are YOUR suggestions? Post a comment below - you can be remain anonymous and we don't need your email address.

Kept in the Dark?

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 20, 2007 10:52 AM

EFCTHE wraps were whipped off plans for Everton's new £150m stadium to reveal looks of astonishment from some fans.


Acutely aware that many Blues are reluctant to quit Goodison Park, here was a great opportunity for the club to sell the idea of a 21st century stadium (or the equally uninspiring 'Kirkby Project' as its being called) to fans. Well, Everton certainly can't be accused of 'doing spin' with this one.


Something of the Night?The Kirkby Pagoda sponsored by Chang


Instead of blue skies and sunshine what do we get from the PR guys?

We are the Champions!

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 17, 2007 11:49 AM

stuart.bmpJACK'S team were crowned champions of their north Merseyside and West Lancashire league - finishing the season with a 100% record.


Amid scenes of jubilation at the final whistle Jack told an emotional Touchline Dad: "Can we go for a hot dog now Dad?" Here's the official match report...

Rafa the Rapper?

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 13, 2007 3:29 PM

THE word on the street is that Rafa is getting into gangster rap.


The new goatee is the first part of his image transformation. By the kick-off to the new season he will be donning a yellow shellsuit (there's plenty of them in Liverpool) and sporting yellow tinted shades and a woolly swimming cap.


Is It 'Cos I Is Spanish?Ali's in Da HouseLucky LizaBasically a laid back entertainer


His debut album - 'Is it 'cos I is Spanish?' - features DJ Johnny Barnes, John Aldridge (Arhh, eh, Aldo) and Steve McMahon. Well if anyone can, Macca can. Macca can.


The boys at Who Ate All the Pies and Left Back are already onto the story...

Billy The Whizzkid

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 12, 2007 10:08 AM

196.jpgTHE mugshot of Jack in the Touchline Dad heading reminds me of Billy's Boots or Roy of the Rovers. Not that Jack's got a blonde mullet and the cheesiest grin in Melchester.


Every Friday during my final year at primary school the dinner ladies would 'divvy up' their coppers to reward the boys who helped stack tables and chairs.


TigerRoy of the RoversTigerShoot!


We each got about 30 or 40 pence which in 1978 was £2,000 - well worth abandoning the lunchtime kickabout at twenty-five past one and lugging a few tables onto trolleys.


Sometimes we even got an extra cube of pink sponge and custard to woof down before dashing up three floors to Mr Wright's class by the stroke of 1.30, sweating and breathless as we counted our cash.

Was Jesus an Evertonian?

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 11, 2007 4:41 PM

I'VE banned footie kits in our house on a Sunday.


We're not bible bashers (although in the Catholic tradition we do have crucifixes and statues of Our Lady in every other room), but I thought Jack could wear normal clothes on at least one day a week - especially for church.


The Gaffer thinks Graeme is GodAlmighty Blues?Was Jesus a Blue?


Despite his affections still swinging between Liverpool and Everton, Jack has tended to wear his blue kit for church much to the delight of The Gaffer, who still worships at Graeme Sharp's altar.

Kopites are 'Gay'

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 11, 2007 10:30 AM

LFCIT takes a brave man to stand in front of the Kop and call the crowd gay.


In the early 1960s that's just what BBC news reporter Mr Cholmondley-Warner did when despatched to Anfield (isn't that up North?) to do a piece about the Kop's famous singing.


The Kop in around 196021st century Kopites


As the 30,000 swaying fans, many sporting mop tops and pencil thin ties, belted out their versions of the Fab Four's 'She Loves You' and Cilla Black's 'Anyone Who Had a Heart,' Mr C-W waxed lyrical in his clipped Oxbridge tones:

Carra's Knockout Blow

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 10, 2007 10:23 PM

LFCTHE live radio bust-up between Jamie Carragher and the bloke from talkSPORT made terrific listening.


'Whatsisface' dared to suggest our Jamie is a bottler. Bottler? Of the several million words he could have picked, 'bottler' was perhaps the least appropriate.


Fancy a bit, lar?Let's see what happens...Whatsisface from talkSPORT


Anyone who witnessed Carra's perfomance in Istanbul in 2005 will vouch for his bottle. Good on you Jamie for ringing up and having a pop.


Man of the Match

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 9, 2007 10:09 PM

stuart.bmpIT'S been a long time coming and there have been some tearful moments along the way, but finally Jack has got his hands on the prized 'Man of the Match' trophy.


For weeks I have told him that it's hard for a defender to get the MOTM award when your team's winning by sometimes a ten-goal margin.


Proud Jack with his trophy Jack and the lads

It hasn't stopped him feeling overlooked and unwanted. One night as he lay in bed, tears welled up and he said in a tiny broken voice: 'But dad, I'm desperate.'

Welcome to Dixieland

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 3, 2007 10:29 PM

EFCYOUTube is fast becoming a compelling TV archive spanning many generations.


It's one of the most watched things in our house - whether it's Emily absorbed by Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' or Paddy throwing his curls around to Wayne's World take on Bohemian Rhapsody.


(Just click on the image above and the video should play without you leaving this page)


Jack is already familiar with YouTube's workings and can track down Premiership or Champions League snippets with a bit of help.


He was well chuffed when we found the goals from his first Premiership match, Liverpool versus Bolton at Anfield on New Year's Day.

Blues Left Red-faced

Posted by Peter Harvey on July 2, 2007 6:26 PM

HOT on the heels of Liverpool's embarrassing gaffe over their 2007 Champions League victory bus - their rivals Everton have struck back in style.


The Everton FC official website today announced the signing of the Argentine superstar Juan Roman Riquelme on a three-year deal, only for it to be quickly withdrawn.


Whoops! Only jokingefcbadge.jpg


If true, the story - under the headline 'AJ is Ready' and a photo of Andy Johnson - would have swiped Liverpool's signing of Fernando Torres off the back pages.

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