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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Big Bad Dad?

Posted by Peter Harvey on May 23, 2007 2:39 PM | 

BIG night for Liverpool. Big night for Jack.


He just about remembers the Reds last Champions League final in 2005 (in particular me blasting champagne into his face, soaking his Shrek dressing gown and triggering hysteria). Ah...slightly misjudged that one.


Stevie G The boys in Athens Bill Shankly


This time he's great shown interest in the build-up and was delighted with his huge Athens 2007 flag from Dad, even though he's still not sure if he's a Red or a Blue.


Jack will be wearing his Steven Gerrard top, he'll have a Liverpool scarf choking him and his LFC magazines spread across the coffee table in the living room as he sits back on the couch.


His collection of four-foot flags will also be placed in plantpots or vases around the telly. He may even put on his Liverpool CD (Billy Maher sings Scow-zer Tommy).


Yes, the countdown to kick-off is underway and he's giddy as anything.


So, where will Dad be?


Well, I'm off to grab a seat in Shankly Corner (beneath a pic of the great man) in the local pub. Plenty of boozing, singing, roaring and back slapping with the lads.


The news has been greeted with dismay by some, though not I should add by The Gaffer who's been very supportive. What's she after??


It was fellow touchline dad Ron who put the seed of guilt in my mind on Monday night. After careful consideration, Ron said he wanted to spend this evening with his son Peter rather than choking on cigars and being a bloody bloke. Mind you, he's a good dad. I'm Captain Von Trappe with a headache.


Then there was the reaction from The Witches of Eastwick when I picked up Jack from Beavers (that's Scouts to anyone over the age of 15) last night.


'Are you looking forward to watching the match with Jack?' asked Mary. 'Errr...actually,' I spluttered.


'Oh yeah big night for you and Jack,' added Karen.


'What's that?' chirped Bernie. 'Ah yeah, that'll be nice for you both, a special memory for him when he looks back. You can't buy moments like that.'


Admittedly, I began to feel pangs of guilt. While he was in the bath I asked if he was OK to watch the match on his own (The Gaffer will be there too). He said I shouldn't worry about him but he asked me to ring him at half-time.


Fleetingly, I even hoped we'd lose so Jack would forget the night anyway.


However, my sports editor colleague Geoff, a man with many seasons under his belt and a no-nonsense Lancashire approach to life, settled matters in an instant.


'Balls to that,' he said. 'It's got to be the pub. Dead right. What's the bloody matter with these people?'


Decision made. Sorry Jack. Hope you'll forgive me.

Comments (4)

RON SILCOCK wrote...

Have you no shame man?! Have you no morals? No conscience? This game has 'Dad and Lad'written all over it. Call yourself a father?!

Don't forget, he'll be looking after you in your old age, and he's got a long time for his anger to fester...

Posted by: RON SILCOCK  | May 23, 2007 4:29 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

No. No! NO!!!

Just leaving for the pub now. I'll pop my head in at St Helen's Church on my way round to ask for forgiveness.

Should be OK. After all, God's a Red.

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | May 23, 2007 6:00 PM

csb wrote...

Totally agree with you Ron, shame on you Peter!
Its not every night I get to sit on the Sofa with my son and we can have a whole tube of Pringles and hot chocolate together with mum banished to the bedroom, happy days!
Its a pity the result didn't go the right way but thease are nights blue noses can only dream about so we should make the most of every moment of it. Moscow 2008, anyone?

Posted by: csb  | May 24, 2007 8:41 AM

princess wrote...

Witches of Eastwick - youre gonna be in big trouble !! Even my husband, the Spurs supporter, had a dads and lads night in.

Posted by: princess  | May 24, 2007 5:22 PM

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