JACK is making the most of what he will consider a loophole in the swearing rules.
He's at the stage of boyhood when he can recognise the more 'popular' swear words, but dare not say them...even though he may love to.
Halfway through the Plymouth Argyle and Watford FA Cup tie live on BBC-1, he turned to me with eyes wide open, saying: 'Aaaaah, Dad. He just swore.'

He was referring to the commentator congratulating Watford's Danny Shittu on a goal-saving block.
With my best poker face I solemnly explained that it was his name, not a naughty word.
Since then Jack has barely contained his glee while informing me that Shittu is having a good game.
Hope he never comes across the German striker of the mid-1990s. Scored the equaliser against England in Euro 96? Need any more clues?
P.S. Jack is cheering for Plymouth after I told him Grandad used to support them. 'Come on the Gyle,' my dad used to shout.
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They had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."






Former players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'






