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Touchline Dad

Touchline Dad

TOUCHLINE Dad is written by Peter Harvey, a newspaper editor with Trinity Mirror Merseyside. Father-of-three Peter, 39, worked as a writer for the Liverpool Echo during the 1990s and is the former editor of the Crosby Herald and Bootle Times newspapers (2001-2006). He is currently editor of the Advertiser Series in West Lancashire. Touchline Dad is a lifelong Liverpool fan.

Our Jack...

Jack with his first Man of the Match award

JACK Harvey is seven, going on seventy-seven. He's a dependable, no-nonsense defender for Marine FC's U7s playing in the Bootle and Netherton Junior Football League in north Liverpool. Jack played for Crosby Stuart U7s in 2006/7, helping them win every league game. He is being encouraged to appreciate both Liverpool AND Everton...for now at least.

The Gaffer

The Gaffer

THE Gaffer is a true Blue. Although she's now swapped her Gwladys Street season ticket for looking after three children on a Saturday afternoon, she still gets steamed up thinking about Graeme Sharp in his skimpy shorts.

Not forgeting...

Emily

EMILY is five and has no interest in football. Her kicks come from Barbie girls and make-up, bangles and beads. Oh, and shoes. She changes them at least five times a day. Dabbles with ballet and swimming. Cross her at your peril.

And finally...

Paddy

PADDY inherited a mini Everton kit from Sam down the road. No doubt 'Pads' will also get Jack's pass-me-downs, so that will narrow his allegiance to Real Madrid, Juventus, Republic of Ireland, England, Everton and Liverpool. Loves pirates, yoghurts and Josie Jump. He's got the second worst temper in the North West...

Marine AFC

FORMED in 1894 and based in Crosby, north Mersyside. The first team plays in the Northern Premier League and were champions in 1994 and 1995. 220.jpgThey had a famous FA Cup run in the early 1990s, eventually being knocked out by Crewe 3-1 in the 3rd round. Roly Howard was manager for a record 33 years (1972-2005), although he will always be remembered by some fans as Kenny Dalglish's window cleaner. TV presenter Ray Stubbs once asked: "How's business, Roly?" to which Roly replied "Oh you know - ups and downs."

Snapshots

Jack and his Marine U7 teammates
Jack, Carra, Emily, Touchline Dad and the European Cup
Jack, Emily and Paddy
Jack at Goodison Park, 2007
Jack at Anfield, 2007
Jack (stripes) in action for Crosby Stuart
Jack's former team Crosby Stuart U7s

Crosby Stuart

THIS was Jack's first club. It was formed in the early 1970s in north Liverpool and is now one of the biggest and most successful junior football clubs in the North West. Crosby StuartFormer players include Michael Ball (Everton and Rangers) and Stephen Wright (Liverpool and Sunderland). The club motto is 'To Enjoy, Not Destroy.'

Football Crazy

"JACK stood before me in his Buzz Lightyear pyjamas, hands on hips. I kicked him hard in the shins. Instead of falling to the carpet and rolling in agony, he laughed. 'Do it again, Dad. Do it again. We’ll trick Mum.' I didn’t fancy chancing our comedy double act with The Gaffer, so instead Jack clambered into bed still wearing his new 'shinnies.' 'Maybe tomorrow, eh dad?' he asked as he closed his eyes to see his Premier League heroes greet him."

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Beeb Hunt for Pushy Parents

Posted by Peter Harvey on March 30, 2007 1:20 PM | 

THE BBC reckons some of us touchline mums and dads can lose the plot - or even become violent.


The BBC Online report reminded me of an incident on Buckley Hill playing fields in north Liverpool (where England's Euro 2006 All Together Now video was filmed) when I was about 12 or 13.


Search is on for pushy parents


A gobby parent who had been giving the ref grief came onto the pitch to remonstrate face-to-face. The bust-up continued for a few minutes as us kids watched in amazement.


Eventually the referee had heard enough and he brought the dad's protest to an abrupt end, lamping him firmly on the chin.


Match was abandoned surprise, surprise.


Let me know of any touchline bust-ups you've witnessed. What should refs do to help keep the peace on the touchlines? Should police patrol and issue warnings?

Comments (7)

csb wrote...

From my experience as a Touchline Dad, coaches can be just as bad!

Posted by: csb  | April 1, 2007 10:19 PM

RON SILCOCK wrote...

Touchline punch up? I haven't seen one yet, but I bet I will before the end of the summer...and that's just with our lot!

Posted by: RON SILCOCK  | April 1, 2007 11:21 PM

Lisa, Croydon wrote...

Any loud-mouthed mums and dads should be given community service, i.e. rounded up and when there's 22 of them they should be kitted out and ordered to play for 90 minutes while the rest of us stand and laugh at them. The loud ones are usually the ones who could barely kick a ball when they weer kids. Anyone who's played football will know that you usualyy don't hear what's going on around you so these hotheads are wasting their breath anyway. They're the losers.

Posted by: Lisa, Croydon  | April 2, 2007 12:33 PM

csb wrote...

Ron, I will open a book on that prediction with your boss being a short priced favourite!
Joking aside, I think the main problem is the very thin line between wanting your children to win and wanting them to enjoy themselves and whether the two come hand in hand. In my opinion the enjoyment is much more important but other people do not feel the same and think that by winning, the enjoyment will come. Sad but true.
If your child was in a team that won every week but didn't play that often they surely wouldn't enjoy it as much as playing more but not winning that often. Ranieri was right Squad rotation is the way forward!

Posted by: csb  | April 3, 2007 1:07 PM

Touchline Dad wrote...

Perhaps there's some mileage in revealing a starting line-up in advance for some matches to avoid some of the boys (or girls) feeling disappointed at kick-off time? As long as the others in the squad know they will get a run out at some stage in the second half they should remain keen on the touchline.

The starting line-up could be rotated as much as possible while still remaining competitive.

It is a real balancing act and one which makes a coach's life difficult. Most importantly, Touchline Dads, Mums, should remind themselves it's only a bit of fun for the kids.

Bill Shankly talked a lot of sense - but even he was surely being ironic when he famously said: 'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.'

Posted by: Touchline Dad  | April 5, 2007 1:03 PM

RON SILCOCK wrote...

Another idea could be that in a team of seven, with three or four substitutes, that every ten minutes two are substituted. That would mean a 'roll-on-roll-off' system, where all boys would get at least half a game. Oh, and all of the team to be substituted at one time or another, whether they are injured or not. This would show the other members of the team that there are no favourites, as some are beginning to think.

Posted by: RON SILCOCK  | April 5, 2007 2:41 PM

RON SILCOCK wrote...

Oh, and another thing...I'm a bit disappointed that you haven't done a 'How many dads does it take to put up a goal' blog yet!

Posted by: RON SILCOCK  | April 5, 2007 2:47 PM

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